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Ah, 2001. You turned on your beige tower PC, double-clicked notepad.exe, and it opened before your finger even lifted off the mouse button. It was simple, reliable, and didn't try to summarize your grocery list with generative AI.
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your sanity.
WIN11_NOTEPAD_TOO_BLOATED_EXCEPTION
If this is the first time you've seen this error screen, relax! It's just a funny easter egg bringing back 2001 nostalgia.
Technical information:
*** STOP: 0x0000000D (0x00000001, 0x00000002, 0x00000000)
*** Click anywhere on the screen to restart Windows XP... ***